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Filthy Crayola

Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)

v.

1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.
by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010
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crayola

adj.- a dude who acts of the queer variety
1. That dance move made him look uber crayola.
2. Dude, don't walk out of the house looking crayola.
by DontJudgeMe2 October 23, 2011
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crayons

a sex position involving 5 women and one man
the man does a hand stand and all the girls piss on him through water balloons /stab him in his balls, and then perform the rainbow kiss with a dog, and hunting down a bear and peeing on it while licking its fur til it comes off.

it originated in south east gewghdisgidsahngikdihbihsagbBURG
and has spread worldwide
"yo lets crayons"
"feel it"
"dildo"
"penis"
by dskjagbkadgbkadbsgkhbhabjh March 23, 2008
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Craynyon

The testicles of a crossbreed between an eagle and a cow
That Fried Craynyon looks awful tasty
by Villainous September 16, 2011
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crayoning

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away
Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.
by Ass Captain December 9, 2007
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craons

by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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crayonasaurous rex

crayon and dinosaur transformed together.
wow look at that! that is one true crayonasaurous rex!
by hahablah July 3, 2011
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