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Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.
Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.
by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019
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fanless computer

A computer which doesn't have a fan, it is normally very quiet and can be exposed to the elements outside, but it is more prone to overheating of its components, obviously.
Look, that cool dude over there has a fanless computer,
Oh don't worry about him, it will overheat eventually
LOL. Not Really
by FICKPICK November 26, 2017
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School computer

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!
by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021
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Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.
Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."
by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010
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computer guru

Someone who is extremely skilled with computers. A step above your run-of-the-mill computer genius.
When the Internet stopped working, Dave installed an Internet proxy server on his phone (which still had Internet), and reconfigured their wireless router to forward TCP/IP packets through his phone so that his family could still watch Netflix on their laptops. He is quite the computer guru!
by guy354 September 17, 2016
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Computer Show

Computer Show™ was a web show starring Mars Argo and Titanic Sinclair. They were directed by Tony katai, Titanic's friend. The show itself lasted from 2009 to 2014, but then it suddenly stopped, due to Mars and Titanic breaking up. Since then, they were deleted from Mars' and Titanic's YouTube channel, but there are tons of re-uploads.
~ Man, i really miss old Computer Show™ days...

- Same. I loved seeing Mars and Titanic do random stuff :(
by Ma neme a jeff May 5, 2018
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computer bird

A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.
by Mrylou July 31, 2016
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