Bean clock

A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?
"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"
by PositiveNegative297 August 24, 2021
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Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock
I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock
by Guido and The Guy April 25, 2023
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Sex clock

Now u know what’s a sex clock
I use the “:sex clock:”
by Mr.GOAT.444 May 29, 2020
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cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
by Pete Pigbristles June 29, 2014
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Moyseh clock

Usually results in a Billy with loads of egg on his face
"Utd have signed Ronaldo...tick tock goes the Moyseh clock"

6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.
by Superhoop February 15, 2022
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cock clock

When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.
"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"

"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"

"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"
by Trident of Treason December 04, 2020
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Cock Clock

When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂
Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!
by NotOkayAtAll69 June 01, 2022
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