How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021

birthday cigarette

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

Cigarettes

They are harmful cancer sticks that you shouldn’t smoke

Cigarettes are bad for you

by ShaggysToe September 12, 2020

Skinny as a cigarette

Somebody who is malnourished, methed up or just flat out skinny.

The crackhead trying to break into my trailer was as skinny as a cigarette.

by VeronicaSpeaking November 4, 2020

cigarette car

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.

"dude, look at that ford focus, paint on the hood chippin off, looks like a cigarette car."

by Hector_833 June 29, 2024

500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025