california crabwalk

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.
My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.
by kortmann May 06, 2007
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california kickstand

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.
by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021
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California cupcake

when a girl/guy is blowing you and right before you cum they put there nostril on your weinar hole and snort out the cum
dude this girl gave me such an awesome bj yesterday and finished with a California cupcake
by BlackHoleSlam October 29, 2011
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Little California

Austin, Texas. They aren't really Texans. They basically are Californians.
by n.swoop July 12, 2020
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california sliders

When a guy shits, proceeds to pick it up with his left hand and slides it across a woman's chest until all of it is gone and makes a criss cross pattern, thus giving her California sliders.
John went to the host club and asked for a California slider.
Hey did you hear the news? Bailey gave Julia a California slider last night at the party! Shit was cray cray!
A new craze is sweeping the nation, people everywhere are giving each other california sliders!
by crazed and confused July 17, 2013
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California Rockafeller

When A man receives oral sex from a woman while she has pop rocks in her mouth.

Can be given on a toilet, but the name does not change.
John- "Hey dude! Jenna sat me down on the can and gave me a California Rockafeller last period!

Mike- "Right on dude!"
by ROR February 13, 2012
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California Cruiser

Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).
Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
by juanvaldez213 May 18, 2010
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