Bargran

An omni-god and part time human being, they have the ability to shift between different states of consciousness at the power of their fingertips.

My pen fell off a table and it started levitating, I think I might be a Bargran

by Relentless Pigeon January 28, 2021

Bargehole

A jerk who accepts gifts readily but then turns on you.

“don’t be such a bargehole!”

by Sezzaswin January 28, 2021

bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Bargumptous

A rather large and round object. Particularly common within fruit such as apples and oranges.

This orange looks bargumptous
I saw the bargumptous looking apple lying in the fruit bowl

by Big bouncy boy 227 May 19, 2021

Bargle Smellin

Bargle smellin taknow

he cleaned up rthe bathroom and immediatley spelt bargle smellin

by Charcoal Bread Warner May 27, 2021

bargoonging

"Bargoonging" is when you cover your lover with bubble gum while you feed them laxatives and do the nasty while they shit themselves then you take off the bubble gum and clean up the shit with it and then you both eat the shitty bubble gum

Man I could really bargoonging a girl right now or a guy I swing both ways

by Tytythebootyeater October 13, 2021

Bargoed Boy

Bargoed breed the toughest boys in the valleys, they are hard asf.
They are big and strong, you know when you're around one because they just have a presence about them.
A cocky attitude with a big ego.
All the hardest ones went to Heolddu.
In summer you can identify them by not wearing a t shirt and holding a pack of stella.
They look out for their own.
They often visit seshlehem and love the beek.

Look at him he's hard asf, he must be a 'Bargoed boy'

by 21CKNESS November 24, 2021