by Shop troll May 2, 2018
Get the brad lynkmug. An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
by Assex 776 September 30, 2007
Get the brad pittmug. by Brad|ThunderThighs December 27, 2018
Get the Brad|ThunderThighsmug. Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.
by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020
Get the shit canned bradmug. by swoopsdad February 4, 2010
Get the Brad Scottmug. Caused when heavy weighted things fall onto ones toe, resulting into a horrifying abominable toe with a repulsive stench permanently.
i.e of how one would get Brads Toe Disorder "Shit nigga im swol i can lift this damn washing machine all by myself" in attempts of lifting the washing machine it falls landing on his toe "AAARRRGHHHHH FUCK".
by Stanklip September 13, 2021
Get the Brads Toe Disordermug. When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.
by joolee September 23, 2012
Get the Brad Pitt Showermug.