boomer (s)

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father

those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.

by blistre April 18, 2005

boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

Boomer killer

Another word for the coronavirus. Old ass niggas die from this virus. Their weak ass immune system sucks so damn bad that they die instantly.

Oh shit my grandpa got the boomer killer. He shouldve never went to Wuhan.

by Bigoscarkong March 17, 2020

boomer remover

Another name to define the ever-popular Corona Virus or COVID-19.

Kid 1: Did you see the new disease?
Kid 2: which one?
Kid 1: The boomer remover.

by tfuygilhiuyutghl March 12, 2020

Dirty boomer

When someone (typically old and short) sticks the tip of their finger up someones ass, therefore cause an erectile dysfunction while playing rainbow six siege as a doc main.

I just dirty boomered chris over there.

by Yeetus feetus deelitsmy clitou June 11, 2020

Boomer pad

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."

by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021

Young Boomer

A young boomer somebody who acts like a boomer but still is very young,

Person 1: Wow, Josh is such a young boomer!
Person 2: I know right?

by Dino Editor August 15, 2020