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Blake

1. Charming, courageous, and stunningly handsome; Blake is cursed with being the object of every woman's affection. He is Known for starting and ending wars. Being the most influential man in history, he is hated by a monority of men, but respected by all.

2. Blake was the name given to Kings of the Persian, Egyptian, Mongolian, Roman, and Zulu Nations.
Blake was an Adonnis. Adonnis was a Blake.
by Kaiser Sose February 4, 2008
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blake

a very hot individual that has a large penis. Blake's always have kind things to say along with calling his secret lover almost every night to tell her how much he cares about her. hes typically attracted to long black hair woman with a huge booty. hes extremely good at showing a girl a good time in bed. trustworthy. one of those that you can know for 5 mins but you feel like you have known him for years. very handsome and has a good sense of humor. serious at times but yet gets angry when someone accuses him of doing something that he claims he didn't do! has a bad cowlick but its very attractive, watch out ladies hes the kind to look girls butts when they walk by and makes any comment about you that's possible, hes good at looking up your skirt to notice what kind of underwear your wearing, hes also attracted to a girl that he cant seem to get over, therefore this one girl in particular wont like him for it. has a big bubble but. a very flirtatious male that cannot help himself to a wonderful individual named mac
blakes fuckin hott
by bootalisious bubble gum September 5, 2011
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Squid In A Blanket

Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.
Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?
by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006
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blanket sex

When a girl or guy takes a blanket and sticks it in between their legs and acts like their having sex with the blanket, and thrust until they get "the magic". Orgasm noises can be included if the person wishes. It's a form of masturbation.
Abby: Do you masturbate?

Jenna: Ya, but I don't finger myself, I have blanket sex.
by iluvudictionary June 14, 2010
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Blakeporter

Slang for park rangers, common in the upper Midwestern United States. Usually reserved for inexperienced men who compensate for their inexperience by being very passive aggressive and rude. Tend to be firmly "by-the-book" and distribute fines like candy. Will not listen to reason, and are impervious to appeals to common sense.

Originated to refer specifically to aforementioned park rangers, also can be used to refer to any male who is passive aggressive and a total asshole.
Ranger Blakeporter: "Sir, I've noticed that you're in a no swimming zone. I'm going to have to fine you for that."

Man: "I'm not even in the water!"

Ranger Blakeporter: "I understand that, but to be fair, I have to give you a citation."
by Altuna July 21, 2010
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i-banker

"After two years as an i-banker, I'll just buy my own island and retire."

Many kids in undergraduate business programs are disillusioned by the thought of doing the i-banking routine when they graduate.
by Setsuna September 14, 2004
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White Blanket

When a guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partner. After that, the partner does not clean up and falls asleep with semen all over their body.
Maddie- "That guy is really really hott."

Sabrina- "Yeah, I'd totally let him give me a White Blanket."
by TheBearsFriend November 30, 2010
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