pube bear

a teddy bear made out of pubes

i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.

by dr.pube November 22, 2010

taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

rare bear

An affectionate name given to a person who is often a little odd or different, but in a fun, adorable way. A one in a million and incredibly cute.

There's no-one like her. Even the daftest things she says or does make me smile. She's such a rare bear.

by Lyndz28 July 28, 2011

winter bear

an amazing, talented, passionate idol who’s smile brightens up the whole world, etc.

omg today is December 30!!! it’s our winter bear’s birthdayy :)

by taehyungsbestie December 29, 2020

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016

Bear Troll

A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.

Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll

by CCSW September 26, 2012

Matthew Bear

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".

I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.

by Bearite April 9, 2008