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Baby Batter

A family game. You take turns RKOing a baby. First one to make the baby splat wins and gets to chant "Baby batter, baby batter, hit the ground and baby splatter."
Guy 1: Wanna play Baby Batter?
Guy 2: Yea man! Hold on I'ma get my baby sister.
by zackaboyy November 5, 2018
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Birmingham Battering Ram

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard
Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed
by Jeffro lineguy May 8, 2018
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battered clam

What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.
After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam
by JDubya67 June 11, 2019
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Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone
“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter
by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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troll batter

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!
by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017
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