Jess Bass

The baddest bitch in town.

Don't fuck with Jess Bass! She will beat the shit outta you!

by TiddyThalula July 2, 2021

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bass bestie

it's when you're best friend is a pomegranate.

Zack: Bro my sis has a bass bestie
Ash: damn bro

by TJayDJ June 18, 2021

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Person who listens to a lot of bass (as in sounds with low frequency does not have to be an actual bass guitar)
can easily identify bass parts in songs

probably owns bass booseted headphones and speakers
makes attempts to feel the music in their chest and stomach
has better music tatste than everyone
probably has a bias to male choirs and bass & baritone voices ;
addicted to low frequency sounds in music

I'm only obsessed with "New Slaves" by Kanye West because I am a Bass Whore

by boombadoomboombass July 12, 2022

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bass player

1. An oft-overlooked, semi-transparent, typically overweight, and easily replaced member of any good rock band.
2. Usually the person in a rock band with no say in any band decisions.
3. A guy who hangs out with musicians.

I can always tell when the bass player hasn't shown up because we will get something accomplished at band practice.

by Guitar Rocker Slick Dood June 11, 2006

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Standup Bass

When your girlfriend is on top with her back against your chest and your penis in her anus while fingering her clitoris and stimulating her nipple.

Boy 1: "Yeah dude I was playing the Standup Bass"
Boy 2: "Isn't that where you fuck her in the ass while stimulating her clit and nipple?"
Boy 1: "Yeah dude"

by Tekzalust January 5, 2012

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