John The Baptist

A man who tricks children into getting into his church so he can molest them in the name of Christ.

"On your way to the park, look out for John The Baptist's."

by Aenima May 13, 2005

Baptism

The act in which the ballbag is attacked by the swift back hand of some young punk.

Mark stold my cigarette so I gave him a high defenition baptism.

by Its lee dood September 4, 2006

Baltic Sea

A cold, brakish body of water in northern Europe, with the highest alcohol content per volume of any place in the world.

One time I drank water from the Baltic Sea and it tasted like beer. I got drunk and later found out it WAS made of beer.

by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010

baltic

1) wacked out, crazy

2) drunk

1) "man, that storm yesterday was crazy baltic - i got hit by a non-profit sign!"

2) "this weekend, i got so baltic in the beer garden, i didn't even remember trash cleanup!"

by GrantB April 25, 2007

river oaks baptist boys

Nerdy, short, mean, average looking bullies who annoyingly obsess over girls from other schools, especially Kinkaid. They have bad BS and no game. They're bad at sports too.

Robs Girl 1: It’s so annoying how the river oaks baptist boys ignore us.
Robs girl 2: Ik!!! All they do is hook up with Ava, Anna Cate, Brisa.

by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019

baltic

1) wacked out, crazy

2) drunk

1) man, that storm yesterday was crazy baltic - i got hit by a non-profit sign!

2) this weekend, i got so baltic in the beer garden, i didn't even remember trash cleanup!

by GrantB April 26, 2007

Baptism Fart

The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.

Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."

by DATGAS January 29, 2012