bagel bite

Chick that you would only nibble on if you were desperate, opposite of a muffin snack.

I don't want to hook up with that chick, she is a total bagel bite.

by BoJenkins Maximus III November 6, 2009

Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.

The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!

by Danielle February 8, 2005

hot bagel

To have anal sex first thing in the morning.

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.

by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007

Blue Bagel

Male Version Of Blue Waffle

Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.

by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013