n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in little ones; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ecstasy, and which may prove difficult to unload.
n.2 A person who has consumed so many cheeky ones as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.
n.2 A person who has consumed so many cheeky ones as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.
1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’
2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'
2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'
by G-Dog April 6, 2005

When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.
Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

by Cheezebala December 7, 2019

by NickOff September 12, 2020

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.
Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"
by arock July 21, 2014

When a 6”1 black man named bill Shoves 10 inch electric vibrating dildo so far up your hole that w.a.p just starts playing from your mouth ( warning ) you could be in van on your way to become a cotton picker when this happens
by Katie Kelly July 1, 2021
