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I'd buy her an icecream cone

GUY: Caryn's hot. I'd buy her an icecream cone.
by RaeRaeRae August 25, 2005
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can i buy you a drink?

Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)
by mysterymethod July 14, 2010
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at least buy me a drink first

A come-back used when someone asks you something personal or inconvenient.
Josh: Hey Delica, can I borrow your scissors?
Delica: Josh! At least buy me a drink first!
by jdpitt December 17, 2013
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The annual celebration of Hydroflasks and the spirit of giving! Designated day for someone to buy you a hydroflask:)
I would want a yellow hydroflask on National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day this year.
by Anonymous...3210 May 19, 2021
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Where Can You Buy Cocaine

Why are you typing this on Urban Dictionary?

Either you are an addict.

Or your way to bored in school.
Kyle: Hey Many Where Can You Buy Cocaine?

Mom: Kyle you have a serious problem.
by Jack Frost 713 February 4, 2020
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buy one get one free

Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back
by John Doughty May 1, 2008
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buying cigarettes and never coming back

Dad: *buying cigarettes and never coming back*
Me 12 years later: -_-
by It-is-i October 17, 2019
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