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Birthing your own grinch

Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
by Sexydimma October 13, 2024
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birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
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Birth normie

Usually single child males, one that stands in the spectrum of normality when it comes to the birth spectrum. Side effects include, saying 6-7 repeatedly, casual sexual relations with femboys/lady boys, and confusion when speaking to a higher authority.
Ehrar is a birth normie fr fr
by anonymous June 20, 2025
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Brown Birth

A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.
Guy 1: I wouldn’t go into that toilet if I were you, I just gave brown birth
Guy 2: Okay.
by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025
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nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL
by mrs tosser September 22, 2025
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Birth Neighbors

When two people have birthdays that are close, typically within a week from each other.
Just found out me and Henry are birth neighbors! Our birthdays are just two days apart.
by trapsinthefoyer November 18, 2025
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A nonsensical concept that originated from a TikTok video in 2025.
It comes in and out through the hole. That's the infinite asshole birth paradox for ya.
by roseluvies December 19, 2025
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