Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018

gay birth control

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.

Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control

by LegalDrugDealeRx October 6, 2023

Birth curtains

Your mom’s situation

She had birth curtains, fasho

by Birth Curtains November 28, 2019

Birthing your own grinch

Making your own intelligent decisions

Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity

by Sexydimma October 13, 2024

re-birth

Re-birth is where a girls legs are open and you run and dive into the woman's PUSSY and crawl back into the Uterus and come back out

Giggity Giggity - quagmire .... re-birth

by izzy_0.0 October 23, 2023

highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.

you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.

by lazystina June 30, 2022

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020