BenDeck

Doobs; moron; guy overwhelmed by life.

He can't handle anything. He's a real bendeck.

by Stevofsky September 17, 2016

Bendasyuk

BENDASYUK: a Ukrainian man who has moved to North America. Long lost cousin of the Bendachuck. People may feel the urge to get a rainbow headband when around a Bendasyuk. They will often walk with their head down.

Look at that Bendasyuk over there, he must get all the men.

by C078Y June 25, 2018

ego-bending

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.

1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"

by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009

Matrix Bending

The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.

Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.

by @24k October 26, 2010

hetro bender

The ability to turn an otherwise "straight" person, making them gain a ticket for the gay bus for unspecified period of time.

have you met her? She's turned more woman than she's had hot dinners. She's a right hetro bender

by Sweeny the hetro bender todd April 21, 2016

yoyo bender

This is when a group of farmies who go into the yoyo comic con and rave over the best yoyo to ever exist. It is also a competition to see who can bend like the craziest yoyo. This is called the yoyo bender comp.

1:yo bro you seen this yoyo

2:ye bro its sick brotha, can you bend like that yoyo brotha, you can do the yoyo bender comp!
1:ye brotha, i'm slick

by bored-in-health January 20, 2020

Ashton Bendavid

To Ashton Bendavid someone is when you partake in anal sex with a woman (or man) until their asshole is stretched wide, then finish a entire bowl in a single bong rip, then exhale into the other persons asshole, then suck back it out of the asshole

Person 1: “Last night was crazy my girl let me Ashton Bendavid her”
Person 2: “Nice”

by WjfjaufhwjuAusaizjxzhqh February 15, 2023