Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg

Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*

by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022

Car basketball

Getting a bj in a car using the girls head like bouncing a basketball

Her car basketball was fantastic

by Frankie baby October 21, 2021

Basketball Ref

A group of individuals who are fucking terrible at what they do.

That Basketball Ref fucking sucks

by SwaggyTT February 10, 2022

Basketball Beep

When a fire alarm battery loses battery the alarm unit will eminate a beeping sound in a specified duration letting the resident know the battery needs changing. This is widely known to affect the black community because they don't change the battery.

Yo I was just on Instagram live and this Hood man's crib was basketball beeping the entire time.

by Bryguy21 May 27, 2024

basketball bug

another word for roly poly or pillbug

Look at all the basketball bugs in our backyard!

by xdc213 January 28, 2021

Basketball

A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar

I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

garbage basketball

a baller using a trashcan and what ever needs to be thrown away as a means to play b'ball.

"my failed attempt at a poem turned out to be a great three point shot from across the room after i crumpled it up and shot from across the room and that is how i play garbage basketball"

by twigg89 October 30, 2015