Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

Discord Ban-Trap

When an admin wants someone banned, the admins and other members of the community will continue asking questions about a controversial topic and allow for those that agree with the admin to continue pestering someone they disagree with so he continues talking about it long after he has been told to stop or tries to break him into continuing the conversation even if he makes it clear he doesnt want to till he gives an answer so they can ban him

He used the Discord Ban-Trap on me

by Oure June 3, 2021

Roblox bans

Roblox bans are the things that get you banned for no reason at all. So, if you have beef with moderators, like Rube Sim, your probably gonna get banned, because of roblox moderators. So, I uploaded the winning smile, and got banned for it, for NO APPARENT REASON! Also, Roblox Moderators are crap as hell, as they are the ones responsable for false positive bans! I personally think that some are flickering robots and others are probably too corrupt to even exist, thus they shall burn!

IVE GOT BANNED FOREVER!!! CURSE YOU! ROBLOX BANS SUCK!

by IHATEROBLOXMODS November 25, 2021

Banned

Hahahahaha, yeah, I saw that. That's fucking hilarious. I still think it should be "Allen." You know? Because "Elliot" isn't the male equivalent to "Ellen." Still, fucking hilarious.

Hym "You know, that's what I meant by 'there's a type of situational irony that can only be appreciated by something that sees everything.' You just now got banned for 'dead naming' (even though her tits getting chopped off is old news) and I just finished 'Umbrella Academy.' Strange coincidink, no? But I knew they were going to make it a whole thing. And they did. 'It's not Vanya anymore. It's Viktor. It's ALWAYS been Viktor.' No, the fuck, it has not. It has not ALWAYS been Viktor. I was there. I know because I wanted to give Vanya a pounding. But that would be gay now so, thanks humanity, for ruining everything. Anywho, that might have to be one of my rules. Rule 3: Double down on everything (Because fuck that guy and his kids). That's a message we can all appreciate and as a model for emulation I approve of and condone all logical conclusions that can be derived from this rule. Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 1, 2022

Ban

This means “Bitch ass nigga”

Usually only used while texting

Really popular in some European countries

ban go get a job

by Hennessyhearts August 28, 2025

Hardware Ban

Bans an Entire Device from Having Access Usually by Blocking the Specific Components such as the MAC Address, CPU ID, Hard Drive Serial Number, etc.

Hardware Bans are Used to Target Specific People who are Constantly Breaking Rules and Evading Account Bans, Rather than just Banning the Entire IP Address.

"Why is Dennis Not Getting On?" -Person 1

"Didnt You Hear? Activision Hardware Banned his Dumbass. XD" -Person 2

"Damn. Well R.I.P." -Person 1

by LexionPlayz July 25, 2024

Holy Ban

To kill when in a righteous position and spiritually justified

"I'm about to get even with Amalek for ambushing Israel when Israel came up out of Egypt. Here's what you are to do: Go to war against Amalek. Put everything connected with Amalek under a holy ban. And no exceptions! This is to be total destruction—men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys—the works.'" - 1 Samuel 15:3 - The Message (MSG)

by Saya53 August 22, 2019