awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation
*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*
by djd1899 May 01, 2015
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Awkward chicken

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.
She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.
by thatderpychick June 01, 2015
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Curb Awkwardness

After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.
Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness
by Jack0thattssme September 07, 2010
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awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!
by awkwardpanda March 02, 2013
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Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.
I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"
by Well this is awkward... June 13, 2010
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Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.
1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!
by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010
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The Awkward Stiffie

The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason
Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"

Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie
by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009
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