National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

Weak ass day

Larsen press with like 3 accessories

Bro I got a weak ass day today

by Dn28 May 11, 2023

National ass pic day

Celebrated in August 23rd, if told about this day, one is required to send a booty pic to the recipient. Rules are rules
Bruh is national booty pic day let’s see it

Today is national ass pic day, oh *sends ass pic* thank you

by TheBestmenofThemenformen August 23, 2023

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title

When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post

by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023

National ass pic day

July 4th send a guy a ass pic

Guy: hey yk what tdy is, national ass pic day

Women: oh ya!

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by Hdjndndbdhjdnnx July 3, 2023

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023