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Virtual Separation Anxiety

A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.
by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020
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ammo anxiety

The fear of wasting craftable bullets in a video game.
player 1: Should i waste my silver bullets on this tough enemy or stick it out and use musket bullets? I CAN'T DECIDE.

player 2: i think player 1 has ammo anxiety.
by Qwello May 16, 2020
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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
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Anxiety

No. It isn't a manifestation of the mind. It's a thing you're doing deliberately.
Hym "And that anxiety bullshit sounds like it's downstream a Dr. JeepJorp's nonsense."

A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"

Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.
Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024
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Anxiety

Anxiety is a feeling that you feel when your kind of scared and don’t know what to do.
I have a lot of anxiety when I sleep.
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Anxiety of emails

Noun. An anxiety of emails is the collective noun for a group of emails.
Shit! I stepped out for lunch and got back to huge fucking anxiety of emails!
by pbmaxx April 23, 2021
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