Ashton

the most amazing boyfriend you could ever ask for.

"Ashton is so amazing, isn't he?!"

by orelismoral December 16, 2022

Ashton

Ashton (commonly called Ash) might not always be the brightest but thinks things out, is okayish in school though excels in chemicals, and arts. Is always trying to include every one in their friend group. Is kind, caring, and a good listener. Normally the shortest yet the oldest. Ashton has fluffy blonde hair, and grey/blue eyes. Ashton also likes music but can only really sing, but isn’t discriminatory about genres, is sometimes mean to their friends but in a sibling type way, enjoys receiving physical affection and giving affection. Is kind of a gremlin that can be chaotic at times and will eat stale food if desperate for food. Everyone kinda likes this annoying little guy.

Neeka: Hey it’s Ash!
Milo: OMG! It’s Ash!
Ashton: ayyyeee It’s me

by Jeepers_Creepers March 19, 2024

ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.

Ashton hesseling is awesome.

by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015

Ashton

The rare species of Assbum can be very hostile towards any pussy he see's. The secret identity of this fat cunt, Weight Watcher, kisses men all the time on duty. Likes cherry pepsi a little to much. if you see him you will be fucked by the sex freak he is. He joins weight watchers anonymous every Monday Thursday and Friday after school hours so he can have a little taste of the kiddie's. Sex is his first go to for weight losing and defense when someone is intimidating. If you find this rare species of fat ass, run!

It's an Assbum (Ashton). RUN, HE'S NEXT TO A SCHOOL.

by AlphaC November 27, 2019

Ashtonate

BIGGEST TIKTOKER EDITOR BEST EDITOR EDITS EVERYTHING OMGOMG

ashtonate tiktok is amazing

by Someoneykyk May 10, 2022

Ashton

a bitch. he got a big ass mouth & he built like dora.

“Ashton talking shit again..”
“imma beat his ass bruh”

by chms tea hoe🧐 October 16, 2019

Ashton

A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton

Also pretty sure they're all gay.

billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"

by lakenbacon October 30, 2022