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Allen~ “No you don’t, I love you more than anything. You are my beautiful sunshine! And can’t anyone or anything take you away from me! I love you baby!”
by Bay_bay10 November 25, 2018
Get the Allen mug.Also known as FA. A small community on the internet, with a bunch of cool people playing funny games together. Although FA has some members who seem to ruin some off the fun (not gonna mention any names) (haha, just kidding, its Sam and Steven). FA is very famous for specially one of their members, called Steff aka Sir Psycho Sexy, because he is the sexiest person on the world! FA is also known for their great knowledge of wood. Specially members like Luke (Mczero), Jason (Selmuir) and Steff (Sir Psycho Sexy) (who btw )have detticated their life,to study wood) knows much about wood, and they even have thier own website ( http://www.freewebs.com/woodcollectorsworldwide ) FA is also known for their awsome sence of humor!
by Emo On Pogo-Stick March 1, 2009
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Joe: Hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.
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by LiyahGem January 1, 2015
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“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”
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"Dude today I actually saw him walk outside"
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aliye: yes that would be fantastic i love you Dude Bro
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