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Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family
by Cold albie April 1, 2013
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Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!
Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!
by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022
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Albert

Jaj tvox yez
Esh qorox

Yeqa xer uni
Albert
by Grnoooo November 22, 2021
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albert kung

Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.
Didn't see Albert Kung coming?
by The future of the future December 10, 2017
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Albert

Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021
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albert

i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime
i would hate to be an albert!
by jinjerboi November 22, 2021
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