Alaskan Snow shoes

This is when a Man or Woman Takes a dump in someones shoes then when they put them on the shoes are very warm and sometimes gooey. This is very uncomfortable well worth the warmth.

"Man its pretty cold outside, Think i should give Cindy Some Alaskan Snow Shoes for christmas?"

by JizzyB123 April 14, 2009

Alaskan ice breaker

When you smash a glass dildo in your partner's ass.

The glass dildo shattered?

Yeah I gave her the old Alaskan ice breaker.

by Alex Cooley Sonnnnnn June 15, 2011

Alaskan Twins

Alaskan twins are a set of siblings born by the same mother and father born 9 months apart!!!

Dawn and Terry are “Alaskan Twins”.

by Superbly Sexy January 24, 2021

Alaskan titty fuck

When you get a girls tits as cold as ice by making her stick em in a freezer, or stand outside naked in the cold, then you go to town on em.

You: "That bitch was being ornery so i stuck her outside naked, and then gave her the ol' Alaskan titty fuck!"

Friend "Word."

by Paddleford July 27, 2008

Alaskan Blue Fire

The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.

Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.

by dionisio April 21, 2010

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012