Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024
Get the Autumn Dog Minemug. absolutely stunning. autumn is someone who has been hurt, but still helps everyone in need. she will always be by your side til you mess with her. she is an amazing best friend. she will hurt for you, kill for you, and make sure no one messes with you. autumn is as gorgeous as a sunset. she loves people with all her heart, but gets hurt too much that she becomes numb. i love autumn and you should to.
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by euwusvzuajszusjdu October 20, 2023
Get the Autumnmug. Who is Autumn? Autumn is the best rapper the world has so far uniquely created, his music is as if someone had created the heaven's anthem, his music is exquisite and that superlative and one of a kind, his music will have your ears spilling brain juice as it cries with the emotion that it is hearing from what Autumn (twinuzis on instagram) has created.
"Yo do you listen to Autumn (twinuzis)"
-"Yurr his shi go fly best rapper i've heard in the last decade".
-"Yurr his shi go fly best rapper i've heard in the last decade".
by 𝖁𝖔𝖓. December 4, 2021
Get the Autumnmug. The most amazing awesome wonderful spectacular astonishing breathtaking beautiful handsome pretty gorgeous just purely perfect person In the whole entire world and universe and no one can tell me otherwise or else I will hunt you down.
You, “hey did you see that perso-“
Me, “shut up that’s literally Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl. I love them so much that’s actually my amazing partner wooooowwwww. Don’t even breathe the same air as them.”
Me, “shut up that’s literally Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl. I love them so much that’s actually my amazing partner wooooowwwww. Don’t even breathe the same air as them.”
by Dango mango June 2, 2024
Get the Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohlmug. (Referring to the season not the name) WHY DO YOU SAY AUTUM IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA?!?!? THATS DISGUSTING. People in America who say fall and not autumn are sexy beasts who deserve a hug from Harry styles. People who say autumn can have a hug from Jake Gyllenhaal
Look at their crusty toes. I bet they say autumn and not fall even though they have lived in America for their whole life.
by Yesimaswiftie November 23, 2021
Get the Autumnmug. She is one of the nicest people you will have ever met is super smart and will always be by your side and you should alway hang on to you and her’s relationship
Autumn you are an amazing person :)
by WolfCat345 December 16, 2021
Get the Autumnmug. by Boyfriend Dead #1 January 19, 2023
Get the Autumn Skye Peersmug.