Barry: Tom, what the fuck were you thinking?
Tom: They were emo taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.
Tom: They were emo taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.
by dano jamo February 5, 2009

1) To express to someone they need to get taxed.
2) A variable word that can be used in many situations.
3) Similar to telling someone to: Get Fucked, Get Screwed, Get Burnt, or Get Lost. (Go get taxed!)
4) Taxing can also mean to get robbed, in the sense that someone Taxes you, takes everything you own. (Taxed)
5) To harm something. (Taxation)
2) A variable word that can be used in many situations.
3) Similar to telling someone to: Get Fucked, Get Screwed, Get Burnt, or Get Lost. (Go get taxed!)
4) Taxing can also mean to get robbed, in the sense that someone Taxes you, takes everything you own. (Taxed)
5) To harm something. (Taxation)
The Sheriff of Nottingham Taxed the hell out of villagers.
The tsunami taxed Japan critically.
After headbutting your enemy to the brink of death, you whisper in his ear "Get taxed" instantly causing a KO. You then rob him of his assets, and leave him a note stating "should of paid your taxes."
The tsunami taxed Japan critically.
After headbutting your enemy to the brink of death, you whisper in his ear "Get taxed" instantly causing a KO. You then rob him of his assets, and leave him a note stating "should of paid your taxes."
by Brutalmagikarp May 25, 2011

by PBRallday September 26, 2009

The adtech industry's practice of redistributing a percentage of advertisers' total spend to disinformation outlets around the world through negligent inventory vetting standards.
"I paid $65 for my mock neck at Summersalt. I wonder how much of that Summersalt has to pay towards Google's disinformation tax."
by applecinnamoncake May 9, 2021

"Why are there so many tots missing, Mom?"
"I had to take some for my parent tax, sorry. You'll start to get your refund when you have kids too."
"I had to take some for my parent tax, sorry. You'll start to get your refund when you have kids too."
by Sonic Drive-In March 8, 2023

by Extralongdoubledeckerpecker October 16, 2023

A term derived from the parasitic nature of people who attempt to profit off of the deaths of famous people.
Advertisement: "Come get your Whitney Houston memorial T-shirt, poster, and CD for only $169.99!"
Guy 1: "What a prime example of the death tax. Some people just don't know how to pass up a chance to make money."
Guy 1: "What a prime example of the death tax. Some people just don't know how to pass up a chance to make money."
by bigdaddyantdawg April 26, 2012
