Alexa is such a bottom when it comes to relationships.
by Ur moms gma.com October 20, 2019
Get the Alexamug. Exactly your type. Is super cute when she’s blushing. But she’s the girl who always waits for the person they love to text them first. She gets happy when she wakes up to a “Goodmorning” text and to sleep with a “Goodnight” text. She’ll admit, She has been broken and she’s still trying to heal. But all of that is not a reason for her to be sad. She’s always known as the most happiest most cheerful person ever. But when she does get broken, She’ll sob like never before. Because, She loved, cared about you. But you let her go? Bro do you even breathe?
His friend: Man.. Why did you let go of Alexa? She was everything you could’ve wanted.
Ex: We wouldn’t go far anyways and I was just scared that I might hurt her.
His friend: Shame on you for loving her at first but knowing that you have to leave her.
Ex: We wouldn’t go far anyways and I was just scared that I might hurt her.
His friend: Shame on you for loving her at first but knowing that you have to leave her.
by TheSaddestOfMoons July 5, 2020
Get the Alexamug. this girl that like won't stop watching the outsiders and the karate kid like idk what's wrong with her she's in love with ralph macchio for some reason and that old man has helped her through so much some how
by mirandacooperismyidol April 12, 2020
Get the alexamug. Person 1: yo you see that girl over there, she’s Alexa I really like her
Person 2: I don’t fuck with her, she’s a pancake hater
Person 2: I don’t fuck with her, she’s a pancake hater
by AidsGhost December 7, 2023
Get the Alexamug. 
The sexiest queen in the world to ever exist and her birthday is September 1st. She always smells good and radiates a light yellow-pink ombré aura. All the guys flock to her and her body is coffee because tea isn’t strong enough to describe it. She doesn’t tolerate bs and has a motherly vibe to her. She is caring and open-minded, not being quick to hate. She is kind and cares for all of her friends. If you know an Alexa, cherish her.
by poopypumpkin May 26, 2025
Get the Alexamug. The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.
Example 1:
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
by Penis_lick_coder May 20, 2018
Get the Alexamug.