Albert

Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.
John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"
by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022
Get the Albert mug.

Albert

Albert aua le Maka Maka porn
by Phuggupurmouf November 22, 2021
Get the Albert mug.

Albert

Albert belongs to lizi
by Assxrack April 24, 2022
Get the Albert mug.

Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect”

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”
by ukendtbruger? November 24, 2021
Get the Alberte mug.

Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!
Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!
by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 08, 2022
Get the Alberte mug.

Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.
Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie
by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018
Get the Alberte mug.

Alberte

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.
by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019
Get the Alberte mug.