Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"

"wow, what an Albert Camus"

by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024

Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Victor Joseph Mignogna and Klayton Albert: The First Juvenile Re;ease.

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Person 343: Victor Joseph Mignogna and Klayton Albert: The First Juvenile Re;ease.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

Albert

Ok so there’s this guy his name is Albert but most people call him Alberto or flamingo he has a yt called flamingo he also had another channel called Albertzstuff his nicknames are : mrflimflam, fat man,flamgo,flamingo, mr room foam

Guy #1: do you know about Albert

Guy #2: Yes
Guy #2 has got banned for YES

by Just a epic weeb February 2, 2020

Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

Fatty Albert

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time

Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it

by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018