Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent

Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night

by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Ahme

Ahem... but cooler

"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"

by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024

Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm

person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:

by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020

Ahmed

Ahmed is a wonderful individual who is well-liked by many. If you ever get an Ahmed, treat him with respect and don't ignore him. If you ignore him, he will ignore you. He's really attractive and attracts a lot of women, but he doesn't flirt with them because it's forbidden. If Ahmed says anything as a joke, it's not always a jest; sometimes it's true; he's a smart and nice guy.

thats ahmed for you bae

by itsbeen50days November 22, 2021

ahmed booza

hes a 17 year old who dates 13 year olds and loves watching the flash edits sits in a discord call with his underwear the whole day watching girls dancing on tiktoks
also creates flash ai edits with himself in it
loves eating cheatos previous gf called lara
loves dating weird people and spends his money on robux
fails no nut november because he's a pro elite gooner
built like a stick 6'4 non chalant pulls indians

likes hugs from back

has indian food at home

this guy is ahmed booza

by ahmed booza November 6, 2025

Rasheed Ahmed

The most awesome nigga ever, He isthe alpha of the pack and the most sigma of them all

Oh my god, did u see Rasheed Ahmed today? He is such an alpha and sigma, what a cool nigga

by idknamethiswhateverimjusttrol September 9, 2024