Tannered

When your'e too drunk to find your way out of a public restroom and you try repeatedly to leave via the janitors closet.

I was so tannered I couldn't find my way out of the restroom at the Hilton.

by Bellvosky October 18, 2018

tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

Tanner

A simp, aka weak white boy

damn, Tanner didnt short tesla at the top, what a simp.

by The Real mother f'in G November 23, 2021

Tanner

Someone gay

Hey is he a Tanner

by Cocksucking101 April 30, 2021

Tanner

A bitch. acts like he is cool but not. Kinda ugly and gross. Thinks he has a "big" booty but he does not.

ew wtf thats a tanner

by bitchslp March 17, 2017

Asking tanner out

ask tanner out

someone asking tanner out -hey tanner wanna go out
Tanner - totally

by Convo December 4, 2019

Tanner

He's the guy every girl is crushing on. He's athletic,loyal, and very,VErY, CUTE!!! U knew him since 2nd grade and (I have a crush on him) he used to like u,he still does, but he doesnt show it and he's very bad.

Omg tanner's so hot

by Kim zipp November 24, 2018