Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018

long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.

My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.

by long gooch May 4, 2018

Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".

Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

Long Meatball

A perfect meal to eat on a date or with the homies. It is everything you ever wanted in a meat. You can slurp it, bite it, or even do that thing those dogs do in that one movie!

Yooooooooo, bro can you order a long meatball for the homies?

Hey girl, are you free tonight? I was wondering if you want to go to restaurant location and get a long meatball after school.

by HeyItzYeet November 8, 2020

Long Point

small town in the middle of nowhere; south of streator, illinois. extremely smallll.

where do you live?
long point.
wheres that?

by uhyourmom7 January 22, 2009

long ruby

The facial expression, demeanor or body language associated with self pity.

Why the long ruby?

by shortsapphire February 20, 2011

Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008