Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084

Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice

by DankDefintions February 01, 2011

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Mustard Jones

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.

"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"

by Mustard Jones November 02, 2022

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Miss Jones

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.

I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!

by Bootybandit99 November 23, 2016

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Thunderdump Jones

A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.

Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.

God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!

by Wooosh51 July 29, 2011

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Todd jones

Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.

Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 09, 2022

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