goose is loose

Drunk or crazy

*drunk friend
“ the goose is loose tonight”

by Kim Kardashian’s February 3, 2018

gobble the goose

oral sex

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!

by haley December 30, 2003

goose neckin'

Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".

Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.

by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006

Dime Goose

Something to call your woman or someone else's woman when they're not around.

AJ: "Homeboy, where's your Dime goose?"
Tom: "What?"

by TCeezy September 10, 2009

blue goose

This is the same as a "goose" but instead of using your hand to grab between the butt cheeks, you use any inanimate object near you.

Marissa: " My gross cousin blue goose(d) me with his Iphone!"
Alicia: " Wheres the disinfectant?!"

by BootyPop March 31, 2010

silly goose

a person whos is and likes to be silly

Alice is a silly goose

by Connnor December 21, 2006

Goochy Goose

When a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. This leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.

Johnny: "Betty? What happened to you and Paul?"
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."

by Macro D December 26, 2006