Pretty janky marijuana that you might accidentally buy and then realize its not too great when you smokin it.
-Inspired by a very poorly grown trainwreck
-Inspired by a very poorly grown trainwreck
by okiron special swirl June 12, 2011

The sudden characteristic of greed which strikes some in the presence of weed. Common effects include: begging incessantly for somebody to give up their hard-earned weed, hogging the spliff when it's being passed round, or watering at the mouth in the presence of another person's herb.
Example of weed greed:
John: Oh my god Dave, you have weed, give me some!
Dave: Nah sorry, I only have just enough for myself.
John: Oh my god, pleaaase. Please I want some! Just 2 puffs! Please! Come on!
Dave: Fuck off.
John: Oh my god Dave, you have weed, give me some!
Dave: Nah sorry, I only have just enough for myself.
John: Oh my god, pleaaase. Please I want some! Just 2 puffs! Please! Come on!
Dave: Fuck off.
by jamessssy November 22, 2010

by Dylan123 April 16, 2007

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.
My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
by preteentommy December 1, 2013

Me: Aye yo Alex. What ever happened to your weed.
Alex: I let this chick have my stuff. she realy likes me though.
Me: No you dumb bitch, she likes you and is using you for your weed!!!
Alex: And i let her have my bong.
Me: Sounds like a weed digger to me.
Alex: I let this chick have my stuff. she realy likes me though.
Me: No you dumb bitch, she likes you and is using you for your weed!!!
Alex: And i let her have my bong.
Me: Sounds like a weed digger to me.
by damanfs92 December 25, 2010

One who is very slow at understanding how life works. Or one who is mentally challenged when it comes to common sense.
by Al Sharpy tan May 24, 2017

The best herb in the michiana area. If you aren't smoking Tapia weed you probably know it. Tapia weed is known to be sour diesel, jack herer, grand daddy purp, skush and the like.
by fathomz July 19, 2009
