Slow Stroked

Means that you were screwed over, treated unfairly, etc..
Aww man I was supposed to be home alone, moms Slow Stroked me.

She said she was gonna give me some ass but she Slow Stroked me.
by VeeMarley September 10, 2011
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butt-stroked

To get hit in the mouth with the butt of a rifle.
"He better be quiet or someone will pistol-whip him or worse. Like getting butt-stroked."
by Howard Davies March 22, 2007
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Coke Stroke

When a person fills his palm with cocaine and slaps you across the lower part of your face, so the cocaine enters the side of your mouth and nostril. Overall, this leads to a portion of your face getting numbed like you're suddenly suffering from a stroke.
Tony was tired of Danny refusing to party with him, so he gave him a coke stroke and threw him into the car.
by The Mysterious Mustache August 15, 2015
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stroking the tie

another description for "polishing the pewter", "shaking hands with ben franklin", "stroking the boa", "beating ones meat", "going on a date with jill", or just plain wacking it
My secretary caught me right in the middle of me stroking my tie.
by missourimaniac February 24, 2005
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stroke that epeen

Means stroke that penis. Usually used as a comeback to people who lie or talk shit, and it usually shuts them up. Is heavily used on COD/Halo boards/forums due to the amount of people who think they're pro but talk shit.
person1: hey i just got 35killstreak and got an achievement for reaching max level online.

person2: thats right stroke that epeen
by Markwick October 21, 2009
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meat stroke

To eat so much meat, sausage, or bbq that you start to sweat, feel hot and then finally pass out.
Matt ate so much bbq that he got all sweaty, went home and passed out for 2 hours till his meat stroke wore off.
by raema October 10, 2009
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The Back Stroke

The act of masturbation with your hand stroking (pinky foward) so that you are working your yule log in reverse piston motion. Lube is required depending on the type of salmi squeeze that you apply!
My hand got tired of jerkin the gerkin the usual way so I reversed it and am doing the back stroke now!
by By: EL CONO & JAVELINA March 25, 2010
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