chocolate monday

The act of shitting on someone or getting shit on

Dude Dave gave her the chocolate Monday haha.

by the right hand April 07, 2015

Double Monday

When a normal Monday is combined with yard work and/or intense house cleaning. Generally associated with being so exhausted that more work couldn't possibly hurt.

Wow, work sucked the life out of me today...screw it, i think I'll make it a Double Monday and mow the lawn too!

by Hulk_rogan May 10, 2016

camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010

Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.

Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"

by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011

case of mondays

You're having bad luck/bad day.

Dude my day is going to shit!
It seems like you have a case of mondays

by I_Fcked_Ya_Mums_Pssy October 25, 2015

surviving monday

an awesome band that is kick ass and should be on MTV2 soon!!!

Woah that was a sweet surviving monday show.
those guys in surviving monday are super sexy!

by Coley-the friend of sibbie- January 27, 2004

Mexican Monday

Verb. - The act of pooping in a taco shell and feeding it to your sexual partner while doing them from behind.

Diera Mayhew gave her GF a Mexican Monday. But she messed up and called it the stinky chalupa.

Michael is a bitch.

by Zach and Chad February 23, 2009