by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022
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Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
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Girl 1. Same
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“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
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