juidicksu grip

When a girl has a penis in hand, jacking it off, and her grip gives that perfect sensation of firm yet soft and delicate.
OMG Stephanie you always have a juidicksu grip when you stroke my cock
by LemmeF1ndOut March 18, 2021
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flip and grip

The act of flipping your smart watch where it's on the underside of your wrist so that you can simultaneously watch porn and masturbate
Just remember to put your watch back in the normal position lest someone suspects you of conducting a flip and grip session in the office closet.
by Goosed12 August 28, 2015
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micro-grips

All of the people who don't get invited to the VIP and have to wait in line at the party.
Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.
by Lindsaygotallthemoves April 03, 2016
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Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016
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Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.
I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.
by Slippin' pee hands December 28, 2021
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Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
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Bro grip

The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.
That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.

After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019
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