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fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.
"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."
by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009
mugGet the fatty johamagansmug.

Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.
Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.
by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018
mugGet the Fatty depositmug.

burn a fatty

Slowly smoke a large marijuana cigarette. You might smoke a joint-- that can be done quickly. A fatty takes a long time to smoke.
After work we planned to drink G&T's and burn a fatty.
by OldDan-still livin' the 60s October 10, 2015
mugGet the burn a fattymug.

Fatty Acid

He is a literally furry. You CANNOT tell me no. #Fatty Acid
by Elliot is a furry February 15, 2022
mugGet the Fatty Acidmug.

fatty mac

A fat man who's diet consists of anything starting with 'Mc'. Known to populate and thrive in a fast-food environment, they will readily chow down anything fat-coated in sight, even if it isn't theirs.
'Dean P is such a fatty mac. '

Person 1: 'Holy fuck, did you see that?'
Person 2: 'I can't believe it!! He just ate all our food!'
Person 1: 'Man, what a fatty mac.'
Person 2: 'Yeah, I bet he spends his entire life eating and shoving his fat into people's faces to put them off.
Person 1: 'Nah, you've mixed him up with Rosie O'Donnell
by not a fatty mac August 29, 2009
mugGet the fatty macmug.

Fatty Wang

A cock so large and wide, every woman who attempts it ends up in the hospital
by Asswagon0907 December 26, 2020
mugGet the Fatty Wangmug.

Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties
I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate
by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010
mugGet the Fatty Machinemug.

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