Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

fap girl

a female person, either living or a work of art, that is sexually attractive enough for a man to use in his masturbation for several times.

"Look at Catherine, man. She really is one hot fap girl."

by imarabbitholeinyourass April 21, 2016

Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.

Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap

by Buxty June 14, 2010

Fap test

A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.

Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!

by T-Rex Jedi October 26, 2012

fap paw

The hand you use for masturbating.

I injured my fap paw, so I couldn't masturbate last night.

by tenderlove August 20, 2009

Fap Roulette

A list of porn stars or pornographic material is numbered. Then a dice can be rolled or a number generated and which number is given the player must masturbate to the material of the corresponding number

I can't choose a porn star to fap to. I'll do a fap roulette to decide

by Adamisthedaddy February 27, 2010