a rude, annoying asshole who thinks he's a hardass, bitches, moans and lies about everything in order to make friends. Pissfaces traditionally will lie about getting out in dodgeball, beat up children younger than them, cry often, lie about how much they party, say weird things to women, and wear clothing from wal mart with holes in them. They're often dirty and do dumbass things like play bloody knuckles or armwrestle women.They commonly are covered in muffling. Their natural habitat includes anywhere there are cigarettes or four wheelers. When a pissface is spotted it is encouraged to yell "sit down piss face!" and throw something at them. You can pissface-proof your home by keeping ample amount of literature in the home, having a male weighing at least 110 pounds around the house at all times, possessing plenty of soap, having a brick mail box, and digging holes in your yard and covering them with a blanket with leaves on top.
by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008
When a girl or guy has a slim face and an overweight body and only takes pictures from certain angles giving the false impression of being in shape.
Calvin: Yo how did the date with that online girl do.
Craig: Damn as soon as I saw her I gtfo. Her face said Beyoncé but her body said KFC.
Calvin: Couldn't you tell from her pics?
Craig: Nah she had that Catfish face!
Craig: Damn as soon as I saw her I gtfo. Her face said Beyoncé but her body said KFC.
Calvin: Couldn't you tell from her pics?
Craig: Nah she had that Catfish face!
by finntheawesomehuman May 27, 2015
When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.
Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.
My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.
She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.
My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.
She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.
by Average Crank Team November 22, 2016
The face one makes when they are brutally confronted with the sight of the other two people in a love triangle sharing an intimate moment and they are being excluded. This expression may show feelings of jealousy, anger, sadness, longing, betrayal, loneliness, resignation, and/or other negative emotions. Often seen on characters of teenage dramas such as Smallville.
Coined by Dominick Hannah, University of Chicago, BA, BS 2016
Coined by Dominick Hannah, University of Chicago, BA, BS 2016
After months of flirting, Clark and Lana finally get together and share a passionate kiss in the loft. Chloe walks in and see them, and her face morphs into severe triangle face, filled with despair, hurt, and resignation.
by silentauthor96 May 03, 2016
Guy 1: Dude are you angry?
Guy 2: No, why would I be angry?
Guy 3: No I saw it you totally just jim-faced him.
Guy 2: No, why would I be angry?
Guy 3: No I saw it you totally just jim-faced him.
by theofficeus June 14, 2017
A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.
Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
by kawar November 15, 2007
by cøld_søba May 30, 2021