Magical eye drops that can turn even the most bloodshot eyes as white as snow. The rohto-v ice works best for this effect, as it feels like a thousand cool breezes flowing into your eyes. If it is your first time you may want to use the green kind, although your friend may call you a (), seeing as how it is for pussies.
Mike: Damn, that j gave you both pink eye, use my rohto-v ice to clear it up
Nick: Oh, it feels like a thousand cool breezes flowing into my eyes...
Kyle: Damn this shit hurts, do you have the green kind of rohto?
Mike: Kyle, you are a ()
Nick: ()
V: ()
Kyle: Fuck you V!
V: Why is it always fuck me?
Nick: Oh, it feels like a thousand cool breezes flowing into my eyes...
Kyle: Damn this shit hurts, do you have the green kind of rohto?
Mike: Kyle, you are a ()
Nick: ()
V: ()
Kyle: Fuck you V!
V: Why is it always fuck me?
by Micky Rose April 21, 2009
Jamie: Hey Hot-Han theres V-Ron lets go hang out.
Hannah: Ya Jam-Jam sweet idea.
Veronica: Hey Jam-Jam hey Hot-Han!
Hannah: Ya Jam-Jam sweet idea.
Veronica: Hey Jam-Jam hey Hot-Han!
by Bobia January 04, 2008
by School Reviewer 69 February 21, 2018
a soccer mom's ultimate weapon along with kidsbop cd's they get installed into the tv to block PG and up shows AKA anything good!
Kid:Woo Hoo i unlocked mom's v chip i can finally see family guy!
Mom: Micheal!
Kid: *mumbles* Oh Fuck
Mom: Micheal!
Kid: *mumbles* Oh Fuck
by Fuck FCC April 06, 2010
A nickname for a guy who is an awesome friend. V-Beezy's usually love corny jokes. They're the type of guys who secretly listen to Taylor Swift and the Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack. Although V-Beezy's like to pretend to be jackasses as times, they're sweet guys who would do anything for their friends. A V-Beezy is an incredible friend to have.
I didn't think I had a ride to the theater, but V-Beezy was nice enough to give me a ride!
Cock Diesel Bitch
Cock Diesel Bitch
by jelyseh October 27, 2010
Person 1: OMG did you hear of the new Sputnik V vaccine created by Russia?
Person 2: Yeah I got it today its удивительный
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: Присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри
Person 1: OH NO! (Joins the motherland)
Person 2: Yeah I got it today its удивительный
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: Присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри
Person 1: OH NO! (Joins the motherland)
by Ethan.c713 February 03, 2021
n.
A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 07, 2021