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beard horizon

The point in beard growth when the length is beyond stubble or stylishly short fuzz, and a decision must be made to trim, shave, or let it grow.

A secondary characteristic of many beard horizons is, as the length becomes more noticeable, it can become more distracting or annoying...such as with moustache hair that curls over the upper lip, or chin hair that is frequently messed with.
This douchey chinstrap is gettin' kind of burly...think I've hit beard horizon.

Hey, Justin...your carefully cultuvated "fashionably unkempt" party stubble is turning into a full-blown hipster face-wig. I think you blew past beard horizon some time during a weekend PBR bender.
by lordjupiter December 9, 2012
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Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
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Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.
Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer
by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011
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Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.
Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.
by jennacola March 8, 2013
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Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009
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Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.
My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night
by Rob_uk April 28, 2006
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snatch beard

Where a woman shaves her pubes but hair still runs down the pussy lips.
Mary's pussy was well maintained, but her snatch beard was fucking disgusting.
by Littlewillystrap March 1, 2009
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