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Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley
Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
mugGet the Flat Stanleymug.

stanley

the best boy ever. so kind and respectful you will never meet anyone like him. he gives the best cuddles and will always make sure you’re okay. never let him go, he may be the best you get.
have you met stanley?
no
wow! you’re missing out
by smskgsjbhscf June 1, 2021
mugGet the stanleymug.

Stanley Soper

the hottest guy with the fattest ass ever. he’s so hot and he has such a dump truck oh my god
“hey today i met stanley soper!” “did you like his fat ass?!”
by finnisfruity March 26, 2022
mugGet the Stanley Sopermug.

stanley stinker

An intentional "toot" or loud fart that can clean a room in the blink of an eye
by Deez Noogers July 4, 2016
mugGet the stanley stinkermug.

Stanley Howes

A really cool guy who is a gamer and has lots of women who love him.
“Damn my slime, you’re such a Stanley Howes”
by Stanley Howes March 2, 2021
mugGet the Stanley Howesmug.

Stanley

A depressed person who has no sleep schedule and will kill you if you as so dare to say connection terminate
Your being a right Stanley innit
by I was ok March 1, 2022
mugGet the Stanleymug.

Simon stanley

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.
by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
mugGet the Simon stanleymug.

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