Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

by Woofsbah October 8, 2022

Charlie Lamb

Gay donny who dont need a johny

charlie lamb is gay

by 911 Alfie Flewitt March 18, 2022

Bread of the lamb

Cream of the crop, crème de la crème, best of the best.

“That roast dinner was the bread of the lamb!”

by CRAazi April 28, 2022

elephant lamb

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to

Clancy is my elephant lamb

by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016

Lamb hands

A country expression meaning 'to be clumsy'. Usually referring to somebody who spills a beer.

Look at ol' Lamb Hands over here, he just knocked over another beer!

by Carl Williams November 17, 2022

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

Baby Lamb

A sheep less than one years old who has not given birth.

Often mis labeled as “baby lamb” by those who do not know what a sheep is, and assume it is a different animal from a lamb.

Person 1: Hey look! I got a baby lamb! Person 2: A lamb is a baby sheep, there’s no need to say “baby” in front of it. Did you drop out of grade school?

by DollyPartonsWig March 5, 2022