lonely nap

that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.

when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.

by whtvr November 9, 2012

nap and rally

the act of napping and then promptly getting very drunk/high and going out

everyone: I'm so tired, i don't think i'm gonna go out tonight
Kat: nap and rally guys!!!!

by thiccdickdaddy May 31, 2017

Nap Trap

When your body shuts down from being trapped in a dim room for an excessive amount of time.

Man I hate when we have to watch movies in biology class its a major nap trap.

by ChiHaze September 8, 2013

Nesquik Nap

When you wake up from a nap with your underwear filled with shit.

Hey did you hear Josh had a Nesquik Nap last night, it was messy.

by arthietes May 8, 2017

Nevvy Nap

A person who sleeps more times during the day then a 90 year old woman in a care home. Also known as Neville aka ‘The Longest Bottom”

OMG, is he having a nevvy nap, again? That’s twice this afternoon.

by K1NG L3ONIDAS October 14, 2021

meth nap

A short nap that regenerates your energy

Pam was so tired she took a meth nap on her lunch break.

by Ggregg5425 May 28, 2016

felony nap

Curling up for a good sleep on the floor of the Police interview room just before being questioned for murder.

I need to go in and talk to him, but he's taking a felony nap.

by navyfiveo June 15, 2016