dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.

bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig

by Mangina Man April 16, 2008

pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

Dick & Dash

When you have sex and leave promptly after satisfaction.

She was horney and had a busy day, so she asked me to come over for a "dick & dash".dick and dash dick'n dash

by Merryshwy October 12, 2016

Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

Rope Dick

A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.

Texas is full of rope dicks!

by {demigod} January 21, 2023

Dick Casablancas

The name of the blonde surfer character off "Veronica Mars", who is best friends with Logan Echolls.Sometimes acts like his namesake.

YOU: "If they were real, who would you prefer, Logan Echolls or Dick Casablancas?"
ME: "Logan obviously!"

by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

Smash dicks

Act of smashing dicks with another person

Go smash dicks with someone

by Tallerthanu504 February 16, 2009